Hello Everyone,
It's time to thank those of the abysmal, the stupid, the downright foolish, and ungrateful
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Thank you Martin O'Malley for being such an ungrateful and unforgiving governor. Let's see, you taxed us to death with more than $10,000,000,000 in new taxes, increased spending, put up speeding cameras, and more.. All of this while running a deficit of more than $600,000,000 which our new governor, Larry Hogan, has to deal with. You may be laughing all the way to the bank but you know you wrecked this state badly. I've never seen such a classless governor in my time. You made Napoleon Bonaparte look like a savior to France. You were an extremely greedy governor and couldn't cut your spending. It's like: "Gotta have more... Gotta have more... Gotta have more..."
So to you, I bestow a bucket of gratitude. Thanks for being a heartless governor and showing all of us the reason why your buddy lost.
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Thank you Roger Goodell for being an idiotic, dumb, foolish, and arrogant commissioner of football. Your legacy as the commissioner of the NFL will be tarnished forever with the handling of the Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson situations. Not to mention the fact that you are not paying attention at all to the needs of the game. It has become quite a boring league with all these rules in place. Defenders can't hit hard anymore, defensive backs can't defend no more without giving them 5-10 yards of space, and you are taking the action of the game. Contracts in the league need to be amended with a "play at your own risk" clause that states that if the player gets hurt, it's the OWN FAULT. You need to bring back hard nosed football because I'm ready to leave the National Football League for the Canadian League and you certainly don't want that.
So to you, I bestow a bucket of gratitude. Thanks for being a really dumb commissioner who can't take care of the game's problems and just wants to throw it at something else. You're REALLY "protecting the shield" wrong.
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Thank you President Obama and congressional leaders... Once again, you fail to recognize America's issues. Obama, you sir, don't know it but you just let 5 million illegal immigrants who are LAWBREAKERS off the hook with a general amnesty. Is this what you want? More illegals coming across the border? Why aren't you securing the border with some sort of minutemen group, not to mention, building a better border. Oh that's right, WE'RE BROKE! Obama, how did you get this job anyway? You got voted in, yes... however, you were only 3 years in politics as a senator and you took the most powerful job in the world and now you are running it like an emperor. Congress should also take fault as well for the government shutdown in the coming days and how we as a people have been silenced. Balance in our check right now reads: $0 with our national debt SPIRALING out of control
So to you all, I bestow a bucket of gratitude. Thanks for taking America on a tailspin. 2016 can't come fast enough.
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Thank you to the American Atheists Group and FFRF... Again, you are taking secularism to a whole new level. The Christian voices are being suppressed and holidays involving God and Jesus Christ are being denounced. Christmas is being suppressed... Thanksgiving is being suppressed... WHAT'S NEXT!? EASTER!? Let's also remember about what you did to that woman's private establishment by threatening a lawsuit because she's allowing anyone who says a prayer to get a 15% discount and you know, it's good for business... BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Once again, you go: "WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" and you use your threatening ways to prevent any sort of godly presence in the world. You all have the world's smallest hearts! What's wrong with a little prayer before meal time. I don't understand how it's ILLEGAL... Where does it say in the constitution or any sort of establishment that I cannot pray in a public establishment. Stop using the civil rights crap as a way to get your own way. If someone comes up and says: "That offends me", I'm going to say: "Yeah? So what." Also, you are having the IRS monitor sermons? Oh yeah, and please don't use: "PRAISE BE..." You aren't praising anyone but yourselves.
So to you all, I bestow a bucket of gratitude. Get it through your head that Christianity will never fall to the whines and whims of your rear ending policies.
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Thank you to Anthony Brown... Yep, you thought you had just a "little bit of a molehill to climb" in the election but.. that molehill was a LOT LARGER than you expected. Karma bit you right in the butt and now you paid for it with a loss in the general election. Hogan did things the right way and ran a clean campaign that basically told Maryland: "Give me your hard working, overtaxed human beings." You ran on this campaign that basically said Hogan was going to take Maryland back to the 50s. I had a great feeling that Maryland would tire of the same tax and spend politics that you so righteously claimed you wouldn't do.
So to you, I bestow a bucket of gratitude. Sorry Brown, but Maryland fired you and your looney soon to be former governor.
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Thank you to Corporate America... Ok, why in God's beloved name are you OPENING ON THANKSGIVING NIGHT!? Can't you let your workers rest and enjoy the holiday with their families or is it because you want money money money! Christmas has become so badly over-commercialized and greedy that my wallet is already empty just thinking about these things. I would like to single out a special bucket to Galleria Mall in New York who will threaten to fine store owners if they don't open up on Thanksgiving Night. American greed is coming at it's absolute finest with more stores planning on opening on thanksgiving evening rather than enjoying the time with friends and family. The spirit of Thanksgiving has been absolutely quashed by this hub-bub. Keep your doors closed and allow your workers to rest!
So to you greedy pigs of bosses, I bestow a bucket of gratitude. You are ungrateful, heartless, demeaning, and absolutely OUTRAGEOUS for even opening up on the holiday.
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Thank you to Ferguson... Like rioting is going to help fix the problem. Officer Wilson was not indicted and you guys took to the streets because you feel your civil rights were violated. Last time I checked, I didn't see people rioting after OJ was deemed innocent even though the evidence was tainted. There was NOT ENOUGH evidence to indict Office Darren Wilson for anything. This is reality folks, you need to get over it. Rioting is not going to fix the problem. Finding ways to keep the peace is the best way, but instead, you go half-cock rioting like something's going to change. IT'S NOT GOING TO CHANGE.
So to you protesters, I bestow a bucket of gratitude. You don't seem to care that you are only harming yourselves.
~ Joshua
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